I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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