I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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