he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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