I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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