Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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