Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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