i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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