I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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