You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Success! We fucked roommates!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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