i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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