drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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