i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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