Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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