butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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