The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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