I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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