who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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