i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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