Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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