Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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