Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
