i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You are a genius and a whore.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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