what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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