Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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