I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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