I don't think brook has ever known best
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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