Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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