Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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