I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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