Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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