So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
