The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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