so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
