i just google imaged poop.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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