But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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