their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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