The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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