are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Green mimosas i think yes
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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