I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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