There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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