Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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