IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Shame is for Republicans.
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