these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
