I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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