You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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