So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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