I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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