I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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