happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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