We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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