they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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